Everything passes. Nobody gets anything for keeps. And that’s how we’ve got to...– Haruki Murakami (via weareofoneblood)
I want to get more comfortable being uncomfortable. I want to get more confident...– Kristin Armstrong (via jamesfrancozpenis)
lulz-time: printers are awful it’s 2013 so why do they still make so much noise why are they so pushy and impatient why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare...– Bill Watterson (via mikekarnell)
urbancatfitters: i like the idea of things being organized and clean but im not good with the execution
wutheringss: itallwentbarmy: cutewasteland: thehuckleberry: misterchristofelees: wutheringss: Horrible hilarious accidental pun in my history exam; “Henry VIII’s marriage to Catherine Howard was cut short in February 1542” I am a terrible person No you’re not a bad person, that’s nothing worth losing your head over. It was a decent enough pun, but a lack-luster execution. Nice...
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.